Whether you’re dreading going outside in 20-degree weather or just want your routine Sunday afternoon sex to not involve a bed, couch boning is where it’s at. Hop aboard that trusty futon and get on getting it on. Here’s how:
The seat cushion
Once you get through the awkward butt-in-the-face positioning part, she can wiggle her ass as she pleases and experience some truly deep penetration from an all-new angle. If she’s not so flexible, she can prop her hands on a sturdy coffee table and still get the same benefits.
The armchair traveler
Your partner gets on her knees and bends over, holding on to the couch arm. She can just hang on, or if you want to try a version where she’s controlling the speed, stay very still while she thrusts back onto you at her own pace, using the couch arm for leverage. If she requires vibration, you can press a toy against her to spur her on.
Just ’cause you’re on the couch doesn’t mean you can’t fancy it up a little. Try this twisty position that looks way more complicated than it is. It’s a kind of doggy/spoon/scissor hybrid that lets her twist back so she can watch.
The lazy boy
Got a reclining sectional? Lie down and throttle it back as far as that baby will go, and have your partner straddle you facing your feet. She can rub her clit as she moves and you can hold on to her boobs—everyone’s happy and, technically, still seated.
The channel surfer
She bends over the arm of the couch with her hands on the seat cushions for balance. You stand to enter, holding on to her ass for deeper penetration. Fun fact: If she props a vibrator between herself and the sofa arm, it stays put, like, perfectly.
Sit facing each other with your backs on opposite armrests. Grab the remote control toys, and tease each other by ramping it up then cruelly back down exactly when it’s getting good. (You might like a P-spot toy). For variation, you can also stroke yourselves while watching each other get more and more turned on.